I came across this very funny joke last week and thought I would share it with you all:

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.  Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was knitting!  Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window and turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"

"No!" said the woman, "IT'S A SCARF!"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Marie :)