Fall directly on head; do not pass go, do not collect $200

This one is slightly painful but might be worth it ???

Have someone steal $1300 from bank account

Oh, I highly recommend this was just to see how high your blood pressure can go - really it is like a health check that should be done once a year!

Host impromptu late night party for small, sick kidlets from 12:30am to 3:30am

No prep required really - just make sure you fall asleep first so it feels like a surprise party!

Get zero scrapbooking done all week so you have nothing to blog about on Friday

I bet you really appreciate this one!  ;)